what’s pathetic on my part is that you’ll probably see this eventually, laugh at me for still “caring” when I just thought I had my new life all figured out when I had to pull $400 out of my tuition savings to get rid of you for good. you’ll laugh because you’re a sadist, a selfish one at that who doesn’t care how much their actions effect other people. I feel so so fucking sorry for your girlfriend.

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i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

you stole so much money from me.. because of you I was forced to pay another third of your phone bill because your number wasn’t terminated, just suspended, and guess how much it cost to terminate it. $280. that’s $360 I had to spend on you, even 3 months later.

the guy at the verizon store gave me the best advice, “don’t do anything nice for anyone.”

i hope you die, and I hope you go straight to hell when you do die. I am angry at the pure fact that you exist. months later without contact, everyone moved on and you still manage to fuck me over.

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Which harry potter movie is this


do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

(via thetasteofinkisgettingold)

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*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

(via automatically)

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he’s on an important journey

When you take away the physical relationship, it’s purely communication and I’m realizing how much I don’t actually like you

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never pass up the opportunity to pet a dog

(via trust)

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Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.

He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”


What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit